…AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
VS
SOUTH OF HEAVEN
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“And in THIS corner…”
Already knowing (going in) that our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was gonna be “bigger than China”, the Bunkerpoon oversight committee made the executive decision to break this “hog” of an episode into a two-part cliffhanger dangler.
At this point, we’ve covered side 1 and now we’re tackling side 2 of Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN. And let’s just say that since “the upstairs and downstairs no longer match” you’re gonna wanna “get you some popcorn” and brace yourselves for multiple “hockey soccer” moments because this one was a bloodbath to the end.
It’s time to reconvene in the Bunkerpoon with “Mr. Black, Mr. Dice, and Mr. Shave” as we discuss the first “frontman drummer” in metal as well as which song “should have been track 11 on Reign In Blood”. Behold “the end of Metallica thrash and the most doomy Slayer song ever” and get a “sneak peek” of what our NEXT Death Match is gonna be when you JOIN US for PART 2 of our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH between METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven.
Show Notes:
(00:01): “This is NOT an Ozzy episode…” / “Who’s the King of Darkness…Ozzy?”/ “At the very least…he’s definitely a prophet of metal…”/ “Apparently Satan’s got #hugetits …”/ #youcantoffendanatheist / “You don’t believe in any of it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #heneedscrackers or #popcorn (“I did it for you…”) #popcornASMR / “Mr. Shave…”/ “The downstairs does not match…”/ #fromthetits #ballbeardtransplant / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack ***SKIP TO THE DOCKET AT #THEDOCKET ***/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #IronShield
IRONSHIELD Heroes Helles
BEER OF THE EPISODE
#HeroesHelles #fuckyeah #fourpointeightABV #daydrinkingbeer (“A very slight honey finish…”) / “I’ve loaded my face…”/ #bedbeard #majorvanityissues / “I had pretty good hair…”/ #dontgiveup / “You look like #Meatloaf no matter what…”/ #diettribe / “I’m totally gonna get laid…”/ #Doomsicle #onetakewonders / “Dude, we’d be rolling in pussy and cocaine…”
(10:06): “Trip6 is our Australian ambassador…”/ “Should I call it a hog?”/ #erectionyear / #penisterms / “It’s enormous, it’s huge…it’s bigger than China…”/ #correspondence ***HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #PookyPark (“This one’s really freaky…”) / “That sounds like a nightmare…”/ “I’m gonna come spend the night and stay in your bedroom…”/ “Black and white is instantly creepy…”/ “What’s creepier: AI, the 1950’s, or Black and White?”/ “It tastes like banana bread…”
(16:16): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH FEATURING SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN AND METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL- PART II / “This is our first ever #cliffhanger episode…”/ “The upstairs and the downstairs no longer match…this is our Re-Load episode…”/ “For those keeping score…” (***Check out the previous episode for details…***) / #hockeysoccer #socckey #bolthree / #Slayer vs #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / MANDATORY SUICIDE #killercloser #sideone (“Can you go to the very end?”) #spokenword / “Ever heard the song Bullet The Blue Sky? It’s actually pretty cool for #U2 …”/ “You guys know WAY too much U2!”/ “Which song is a better closer…for side 1?”/ “I’m gonna go #hockeysoccer on that one…”/ “I’m telling you right now…it’s their #StairwayToHeaven …”/ “ONE made me read a book…” / #uhhhkay / #letsfist
(26:36): THE SHORTEST STRAW #killeropener #sidetwo (“Who needs bass when you’ve got a guitar that sounds like that?”) / “That riff is weird…”/ “Here’s the analogy you’re looking for…”/ “Dude you’re the Nikki Sixx of drummers…”/ “He’s the best #frontmandrummer in metal…”/ “Back then he put it in one place…”/ “Foreskin adds like 6 inches…”/ “I can already tell you what wins…relative to openers.” / #letsfistagain / GHOSTS OF WAR (“We should at least play this next part…if the drummer can do it.”) / “This should have been song 11 on Reign in Blood…” / “This is track 6…”/ “However…if you wanna talk about the #killeropener …” / “Referring back to the last episode…Jeff Hanneman was selling #Converse …”/ #weirddreams / “It’ll be huge in China…”/ #murderonthefrontrow / #backwhenihadhair / “You said Photograph and that’s where I went…”
(38:38): “So it’s Ghosts against Harvester…” / HARVESTER OF SORROW (“That guitar is tight as a gnat’s ass…”) / “I think Bill’s gotcha on the #YEAH …”/ “It’s a great song, but it’s NOT Ghosts of War…”/ #harmonizedriffs / “I told you this wasn’t gonna be fair…”/ “This is gonna sound like a dick thing to say…this is gonna be a hog thing to say…”/ FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY #windowsapproved #reversefadein #foreshadowing / “Let’s go about a minute ahead…”/ “To me this is one of the most heavy metal moments in a Metallica song…”/ #fuckingamazing #harmonyriffs (“This is the deep cut for this record…”) / “To be fair and compare…I can already tell you…”/ READ BETWEEN THE LIES #itsallballs (“Tell me preacher, how do you know?”) #uglychords / “We’re just sayin’…” #nohate #nothatin
(51:47): “It’s my least favorite on that album…THAT song is one of my favorites.”/ CLEANSE THE SOUL #happyriff (“It’s their Carlton…”) / “It’s the happiest Slayer song ever…” / #majorchords / “My biggest problem with the upcoming song…they could have circumcised it easily.”/ TO LIVE IS TO DIE #thesoundtracktoheaven (“They could have trimmed the fat…but it was prog…it was long.”) / “You’re a singer dude, it’s fine…”/ #megamix (“Somebody should do that…”) / “Let it go until after the #HetfieldSolo …”/ #STFUASMR / #dirge #fourpartharmonies
(1:01:03): “It’s gonna be #soccerhockey bruh…”/ “These two shouldn’t go against each other…”/ “Battered or Blackened…(?)” / #beerfist / DYERS EVE #killercloser #fromthetits (“The drums are doing ALL the heavy lifting…”) / #tobefair / “This was before triggers wasn’t it?”/ (“I’ve outgrown that fucking lullaby…”) / “That sounds like a Puppets solo…”/ “This is gonna be so hard…”/ #SophiesChoice (“That just goes to show how shitty it is to be a parent…”) / “They died in my balls, it's totally fine…”/ #vasectomyASMR (“Get your vasectomies when you get your driver’s license, kids…”) / #tainttoggleswitch #IntelligentDesign / “I’m stalling…”/ “The prostate’s in the butthole, bro…”/ “Tastes like pennies…”/ SPILL THE BLOOD (“Just like that!?”) #markthetime / “This is probably one of the darkest Slayer songs ever…”/ “As much as I love this…which song is more thrash?”/ “I’m gonna stand on my laurels…”/ #killercloser (“After that, there was no more #MetallicaThrash …”) / Final thoughts and reflections regarding the differences between South Of Heaven and …And Justice For All / “That’s #LedZeppelin …”/ #DyerMaker / “How do you decide?”/ “Tacos or spaghetti?”/ “You know what we’ve gotta do for the next one?” / The final tally / “And the winner is…”/ “I kinda like the #JudasPriest version a little better…” / #1977 / “It’s definitely Slayer’s first doom record…”/ DISSIDENT AGGRESSOR / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND BE SURE TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS ABOUT US IN ANY AND ALL HEAVY METAL RELATED FORUMS AND SUCH!!!*** / #screenshots are your friends / “You’ll look like a glazed donut…”/ ***LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT #THEFINALVERDICT ***/ ***BE SURE TO HEAD OVER TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE FOR ALL OF YOUR METAL NERDERY PODCAST MERCHANDISE NEEDS AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #outroreel