Vol. 1
Why can’t you just enjoy it?
Why do you gotta complain about it?”
People worldwide have been asking these EXACT same questions forever (OR, at a minimum, at least the last couple of years).
Whether it’s with regard to hijacking someone else’s pleasure, enjoying some over-done meat drapes, or debating whether a band is its brand (or vice versa), these questions (along with countless others) persist and cannot be ignored or denied.
And given that this episode might be a bit of a departure from our “normal” format, it might get a little weird for some of you.
Then again, the last couple of years have been anything but “normal” for our entire, frisbee-globe, pyramid shaped planet, so just take your relaxers, sit back, enjoy it, and for the love of all things Iommi, stop complaining about it, you bunch of whiny, obsequient, bootlicking behbehs.
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It's time to discover the kind of meatballs flat earthers prefer as we reflect on the hijacking hijinks of the “Jukebox Hero,” the powerful entertainment value of anger, and the downsides of ultra-twanglification as we engage in a polarizing discussion regarding a certain upcoming “reunion” that sparked the originally asked questions posed above.
It’s time to know who the doom metal Sammy Hagar is and understand why you should always take home that last taco and JOIN US for our very first ever episode of Metal Nerdery: JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH, Vol. 1.
Show Notes:
(00:01): Nonsense bullshit = content (Si Cabrone!) #nonsensecontent and the #VoodooDude (NOTE: There’s NO #Voodoo in the studio) / #startwiththeshortone / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #somuchanesthesia / #pendingclinky /Lemon Drop Tentacle juice #theunscrewing #lemonbois (Not really…but it’s like a #lemondrop) / #HappyBirthday and #RussellsReflections regarding Quality “affordable” steakhouses located in the greater, tri-county #Throbbin metropolitan area
#Thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode is brought to you by Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka #DeepEddyLemonVodka
(03:15): #itsnotaboutthat / #ivebeenwaiting to deliver the message of #flatearthmeatballs / #Flatearther #Meatloafballs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode is brought to you by #21stAmendmentBrewery Hell or High Watermelon (Wheat Beer) / NOTE: 21st Amendment = “The ‘End’ of Prohibition”1.0 in #America. ALSO NOTE: the 18th Amendment is the one responsible for #alcoholprohibition and ALSO ALSO NOTE #theWarOnDrugs is #unconstitutional because NO #constitutionalamendment exists for it!!! / “Like if the #saltguy did #watermelonzest…” / Cool #albumcover
(07:21): #RussellsReflectionsRevisited / #FatherAndSonShots / “Don’t like it too much…” /“Just enough…(down there)” / There’s some serious #shitah to discuss this episode / Post show #twanglification at #SweetwaterLive at the #StonedHenge show / Utilize #iTouch to hijack someone else’s pleasure / “I was watching what he was puttin’ in…” #markthetime / Russell’s Intoxicated Recollections re: The StonedHenge show at Sweetwater LIVE! / #OpenMicComedyThursdaysASMR / Going from #Hopsecutioner to #somethingelse and the achievement of #peaktwanglification / #springbreakidiocy /#StonedMorose / “Doom Metal version of Sammy Hagar…” / Death Doom Stoner Metal / “Time to go…” / “A very abbreviated set…” / Thinking back to #starttimes back at #TheOldMasquerade / Don’t Start TOO late, do one soundcheck, set the levels at a “base” level…set and adjust accordingly for each band. / #RussellsRecommendations / *Are there no curfews for #metalshows OTP? * /
(19:19): A killer #Scorpions cover (THE ZOO is the tune we were thinking of)…think super doom style / #TheVoicemailSegment / “You can do it, and then I can do it, and then we’ll do it together” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!! *** / Updates from #pissingpost / “Angry Matt is my favorite Matt…” #nevertoorelaxed / “Mr. McGee…PLEASE don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” / #PhilipInslomo and #thevodkavomitchronicles / #NoQuarter is A Dead Giveaway and also “can’t be PLAYED enough!” (The “Perfect” Led Zeppelin song) / #mygotorelaxersong / The dangerous potential of being irresponsibly #earwormed / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT (ah)!!! / Email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com #ProblemWithDragons (#Accelerationist) and a mini description of the band and their sound (Thanks Robert!) / LIVE BY THE SWORD & SIX THOUSAND SPEARS & ACCELERATIONIST #titlaytrack (“Very relaxer friendly…nice and #eerie”) / #AwwwMan / Stoner Desert Doom Metal #newgenre
(31:47): Think of this episode as #Kyuss ITM: Pt. 1 (a brief description of Kyuss’s sound and style) / “Desert Psychedelic Stoner Metal” / Super Ultra Tangenionalality / ***NOT to be confused with #KISS!!!*** / *Has any doom metal band done a cover of KISS’ War Machine? * /
(33:57): #PanteraReunion / The Pantera “reunion” news and a “brief” discussion and analysis of “The Band” vs “The Brand (#buckleup #herewego) / “Why can’t you just enjoy it? Why do you gotta complain about it?” / Looking back over #metalhistory when bands “reunite” with zero original members left / ***Is it weird or is it NOT weird? *** / It’s hard to not be passionate about a band you love when it’s not YOUR band anymore / “Why would it be weird?” / “There’s a difference between a BAND and the band’s BRAND” / ***GO SEE #PANTERA ON TOUR AND BUY THEIR SHIT!!!*** / #biggerthanyou and adjusting your perspective regarding seeing a band in their #heyday vs seeing a completely different version /
(44:00): ***And NOW for something completely different…*** / The origin story of #VicRattlehead
#Megadeth NIGHT STALKERS (featuring #IceT) / Perhaps THE most anticipated Megadeth record EVER!!! / #OzzyOsbourne DEGRADATION RULES (that #harmonica definitely gives it “The Wizard” energy /
“Elvis’s wart?” / #cigarboxguitars and a #bucketlistmoment (Jack & Ozzy in a motorhome across America: NOTE: it’s called “Ozzy & Jack’s World Detour”) / Monster Truck competitions but with tanks #OnlyInAlabama
(54:03): #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD doing AREN’T YOU HUNGRY to the tune of Anthrax’s IMITATION OF LIFE #getready because it’s absolutely NOT what you’d think / #StormtroopersOfAnthrax /
“I don’t wanna talk about that…” /” Damn…Major BURN!” / “Oh, by the way…” /
The absolute most infuriating thing to destroy your vacays and holidays / “Just in time for the #midterms #WIN by any means necessary…by hook or by crook or by #mailinballotvariant / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND SPREADING THE WORDERY ABOUT THE METAL NERDERY!!!*** / #untilthenext /
#IDKAT & a #JimJeffries moment of #signlanguagehilarity / #metalnerderyoutro #waitwhat #hehahuh