Christmas Metal

SANTA’S SACK

Ahhh, the Holiday season. Christmastime in the city. Filled with “tidings of comfort and joy” that includes leaving out some special “Christmas tree” infused cookies for Santa in the hope that you will be blessed with something special from SANTA’S SACK on Christmas morn.

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Grab yourself some “cocoa nibs”, settle in and prepare to “get tingly”, for the time is at hand to come together “at the same time” before you get “wiped” and take another sip of “jollyfish” infused “chumwater” which will reveal the hidden bond shared by Slayer and professional wrestling when you JOIN US for some Christmas metal memories, a bit of Yuletide themed metal goodness, and a few extra special holiday surprises from deep within SANTA’S SACK.

Show Notes:

(00:01): “Of course, NOW you turn it on…” / #alwayswaitfortheredbutton #samewithsex/ #sciencestuff / “The most common cause of death…” / #nymphesema (“Not sure which one sounds funnier…”) #rimshotASMR #theuncorking #toight (and a note to the #FamilyGuyOstrich) / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #PeterGriffinImpression #SinEater #deepbreathandbegin ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #Shoutout to a new killer #Canadian show #LetterKenny / #peoprel / #coldstarts and #slang / #onmicburpASMR / “He’s just so dry…” / #freeplugASMR #eh #aboot #canadianhumorASMR

 

(05:14): ***THE INTRODUCTIONS!!!*** (and the regrets…) #mulligan (#anythingbutthat) #prewarmupbeer #cranberryspice #thatstheone / “That looks like a stoner black metal album cover…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Uh oh…it’s a #sour”) / #NewGrassBrewingCompany #sixpointzeropercentABV #ShelbyNC #darkalbumcover #BloodCeremony (“It’s like a #bonedagger…”) / #cocoanibs are fucking AWESOME!!! #readthatdescription #cocoanibsASMR / #cherrychocolatemilk / #ohjeez #ohhnohh (“We came together…at the same time…”) / “Hard?” / #onmicburpASMR / “Thank you for that…” / #strangeaftertaste / “I hate when people say ‘per se’…” / “It’s time for that dude…”

(10:30): #alternativechristmasmovies and a shoutout to #Krampus (the #AntiClaus) and #FatMan with Mel Gibson.  (#WalterGoggins) / A moment of clarification…and #preop math. / “He’s good in everything he’s in…” / #MelGibsonsBeard / #SnackSizedSlayerPodcast or #SlayerSnackSizedPodcast #Slayer PAYBACK #energyboner #insidetheoutsideofthepodcast #KerryKingVoiceASMR #HulkHoganASMR #Brother #readthoselyrics “Payback’s a bitch, motherfucker!” / #tinglyballs / Production genius and #listeneradvisement ***Check out the #outroreel…*** / Update regarding the #RobDukesEraExodus #episode and #Exodus / #productiontentacleexcellence / “It’s the same way…” / The critical importance of the #killeropener (The roller coaster of metal) 

(17:34): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #jingle #localmetal #AtlantaMetal #ActusReus ACTUS REUS #excitermoment ***Check out our Actus Reus #BehindTheMetal episode!!!*** Go check out the video on the #YouTube / #ActusReusASMR #veggie #doitinpost / www.actusreusband.com / #voicemailsegment (“I know you’re making fun of me…”) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! *** / #thepost #thejellyfishchroniclesASMR / #jollyfish #markthetime

(23:01): “The show right before #theholidayseason…” / “Do you speak it?” / Some #DecemberMetalBirthdays courtesy of #RussellsReflections / “48 hours of…” / #thefutureofmetal #wunderkind “His son’s a genius…” / ***PLEASE SEND GUM!!!*** #boxingdaybaby / #CaptainSmiley / #theprinceofdarkness / “Bigger than Ozzy?” / #theoriginaloriginal #blackalbum / #RussellsRIPsASMR

(26:44): #TheDocket:  SANTA’S GRAB SACK (AND/OR SANTA’S SCROTE!) / The #NewMetallica and a theory… / …and a #confirmation of said theory / #LuxAeterna #72Seasons and the upcoming tour / “That’s kind of a blessing in disguise…” / #FiveFingerFruitPunchASMR / “Have y’all seen the footage of the #Pantera shows?” / #Metallica LUX AETERNA #classicMetallica (and hints of #NWOBHM) / The evolution of James’ voice from #AJFA forward / “The #unangryMetallica” / #buildingtheperfectLoad

(34:36): “I had no idea that he did that…” / #preciousmucusASMR / “I can’t do that…” #eggnogASMR / #dontbethatguy GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (#RJD #RonnieJamesDio and #TonyIommi) / #KingDiamond NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (Seems like King was exercising deliberate #dyslexia on this one…) #tomandjerry #santa / #AceFrehley related news… / There’s ZERO context anymore… / #SpinalTap CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL / #Halford (“Oh Holy Halfred?”) O HOLY NIGHT #notverymetalatfirst / #FEAR FUCK CHRISTMAS (it’s a #shawty) / “It’s just the children though…” / #omgseriously #socialmediainfluencer #vocalburnASMR / #funnychristmas / #HenryRollins #spokenwordASMR TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (“This is long…”) / “We’re in the wrong #jeanwree for #ChristmasSongs”

(47:11): “I wonder if Pantera ever did a #christmassong?” / #TypeONegative RED WATER (CHRISTMAS MOURNING) / “I have a confession to make…” / #oldpeopleshit / #newsymptoms #covidASMR #asymptomaticASMR #onmicburpASMR / “Let’s don’t do that…” / #thrice #survivor #notcoviddeniers “That’s science…I think we’ve figured it all out…” / And now, the perfect way to fuck up everything #chumwater #wellneverhavefemalelisteners #blacklightchristmas #gothchristmas #blacklightseverywhere 

(52:46): “Let’s close this out on a positive note…” / Gifts of music from Christmas past… / #ACDC #HighwayToHell WALK ALL OVER YOU (“This song is so heavy though…”) / “Best #gangvocals ever…” / Going #wayback to the late 70’s… #AceFrehley WIPED OUT (There’s got to be a #stonermetalversion of this…) / “I wiped…off the carpet…” / “Awww THERE it is!” #Seriously (“You missed the chorus part…”) / #KISSASMR / “He was my favorite when I was a kid…” / “Too many years…” / #redemption for what just happened / ***One of the first ever #compactdisc purchases evah!!!*** #Forbidden TWISTED INTO FORMNow it’s eye for eye!” / Notable #DecemberMetalReleases #backshadowing #foreshadowing / ***MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! #milkshake #cookiesandcream ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** May Santa fill your stockings to capacity… / #untilthenext #thelastword #thatsthree ***GO CHECK OUT OUR #BUNKERPOONGIFTSHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch and purchandise some merchandise / #outroreel #cherrychocolatemilk #itsnotaboner #itsajizzer #perse #squeaker