RELAXERS
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“You know I've smoked a lot of grass, Oh Lord I’ve popped a lot of pills…” – The Pusher
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Since before the dawn of heavy metal, RELAXERS have been a recurring theme in song lyrics. Whether revered with praise and appreciation or reviled through tales of tragedy and woe, one cannot deny the obvious power and impact RELAXERS have had on heavy music throughout the years.
While there are an endless array of RELAXERS available in the world (both legal and illegal, natural and manmade), there are an equally endless variety of songs about them, so many in fact that we could do an entire episode called “Snowblind” although there’s much more to metal than the not-so-secret South American plant powder for which Black Sabbath “unofficially” named their 4th album and John Pemberton “officially” used in his refreshingly stimulating soft drinks at the turn of the 20th century.
We finally made it to “Nosober November”. Time to get ready to become “unfiltered & unredacted” as you “pass the shortest straw” and follow the bouncing 8-ball while embracing “the darkness inside you” and preparing your blotter for the dropper after you “go and pound some Molsons”. It’s time to understand the “Indica vs Sativa” analogy and be ready to “go do some ayahuasca in the jungle” and “taste the rainbow” while congratulating your Ohio friends for finally “making it legal” when you JOIN US as we reflect on the various blessings and curses inherent in a variety of songs about RELAXERS.
METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:
METAL SONGS ABOUT RELAXERS
Make sure you check out these BANDS!!!
BURY ME IN SMOKE #DOWN
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #MOTORHEAD
SNOWBLIND #STYX
LIT UP (I LOVE YOU COCAINE) #BUCKCHERRY
SOBER #TOOL
THE POT #TOOL
ROSETTA STONED #TOOL
REEFER SUTHERLAND #BONGRIPPER
THE PUSHER #STEPPENWOLF
DRUGS AND ALCOHOL #SPIRALARMS
EFILNIKUFESIN (N.F.L.) #ANTHRAX
SNOWBLIND #BLACKSABBATH
DYING INSIDE #SAINTVITUS
JUST ONE FIX #MINISTRY
MR. BROWNSTONE #GUNSNROSES
MASTER OF PUPPETS #METALLICA
Show Notes:
(00:01): “Now it’s fucking official…” / #familyrelatedjokes as read by #DonaldTrump #tremendous #unbelievablecomedy #madeinamerica / #SweetwaterComedy #childhoodchristmases / “We’ve gotta reacclimate…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s pecan…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nosobernovember and/or #noshavenovember (“Downstairs also…”) / #recordscratch ***GO TO THE #SHOWNOTES IF YOU WANNA AVOID THE PRE-SHOW FOREPLAY!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PontoonBrewing
Beer of the Episode
#FloatationDevice
#SnozzberriesEdition
#FloatationDevice #SnozzberryEdition / “I read some trivia about #WillyWonka regarding #Snozzberries and what that is…” / #sixpercentABV / “What is it with lactose…is it a replacement for yeast?” / #chinabinder / #RussellsReflections regarding #TheIronMaidens / “That’s the song you’re supposed to start with…”/ “So your bone disappears as soon as they get married?” / #No / The concept of a #tributeband in this day and age vs back in the day
(09:55): #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s kinda like a #mouthshart …”/ You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com (“The Post is doing fine…”) / ***You can follow #MetalNerderyPodcast on the socials at #instatits #facefuck #youboobs *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR regarding our recent #AIC episode / #brandnewcaller from #TheGreatWhiteNorth and #Molsons and #Anvil and #BattleScar / #PuppersBeerASMR / “When it comes to being a fan, I’m not huge…” / #DariusASMR (“Keep it thrashy…”) / #Sativa vs #Indica / #dejavuASMR / “Before we get started…” / #Djazz #RobScallon / NOTE: That’s Scallon, NOT #scallion / “It’s a bass with an erection…”
(19:48): #TheDocket #docketthirty (“It’s gonna be Narcotic November…sorta…”) /METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL SONGS ABOUT RELAXERS / “We haven’t done…and we may never do…”/ ***What was the first song about #drugs that you remember? *** / “Why would you put eggs and bacon on a mirror?” / “That’s all women are missing…”/ #herewego / Songs we used to hear on the radio that obviously centered on drugs / “That’s #cockheroin is what that is…”/ “All those 60’s and 70’s rockstars…it was different back then.” / “I don’t know why I went there…” / #DefLeppardASMR / #markthetime / “That’s NOT the theme of the episode…”/ “I thought it would be funny…and it was.”/ #clairvoyant (“Sounds French…and psychic.”) / #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted (On YouTube) #BlackAndWhite / BURY ME IN SMOKE #DOWN / “I wanna get high now…” / #cantbeloudenough #cantbehighenough / The mystery to Down’s sound / DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #MOTORHEAD / “Put on your 1979 hat…”
(34:11): “We could do a whole episode on #Snowblind …”/ SNOWBLIND #STYX / “The fridge apparently doesn’t like Styx either…” / They played a LOT of #cocainesongs on the radio…/ LIT UP (I LOVE YOU COCAINE) #BUCKCHERRY / “You can dress up the word however you want…” / “It has the opposite effect on men…(than women)” / #speedcock (“What does speed do to your dick?”) / SOBER #TOOL (“It’s more of a paste…”) / NOTE: it’s actually #heroindrelated / #ilovethehelmet #ilovetool #ilovegoblincock / “They were fucking animals?”/ “While we’re there…”/ “It was their Enter Sandman…”/ THE POT #TOOL (“Let’s go do some #ayahuasca in the jungle…”) / ROSETTA STONED #TOOL (follow the bouncing ball…) (It’s the #holyfuckingshit that does it for me…) / #Hail to #Ohio for #cannabislegalization #GetYourShitTogetherGeorgia / #unicorncum / REEFER SUTHERLAND #BONGRIPPER #DoomPsickle (“That’s a great impression of what I just did…”) / #LOL / #longintro #nolyrics / NOTE: Actually, the lyric is “Soul of a woman was created below…”/ “Why are people so weird about the word moist?” / #moistASMR #markthetime / THE PUSHER #STEPPENWOLF (“My man!”) / “Spy alarms?” / #WTF / #AssassinAdviceASMR / “Because airbags work like that…” / “Let me enjoy it for at least 30 seconds…”
(55:18): DRUGS AND ALCOHOL #SPIRALARMS (“Weird bendy riffs…”) / #doomyrockandroll / #Forbidden #tangentionalality / “You can feel that party and smell that room…” / ***Go check out the video…you’re welcome.***
/ “Don’t everybody send me the #hatemail all at once…” / “I didn’t know that was a drug song…” / EFILNIKUFESIN (N.F.L.) #ANTHRAX (“One too many cookies from the batch no one should taste…”) / SNOWBLIND #BLACKSABBATH / #baconlips / “I think guys would go down on girls more if that were the case…” / #strawberryshortclit / DYING INSIDE #SAINTVITUS (“How much doom/stoner stuff did you know about in ’86?”) / JUST ONE FIX #MINISTRY (“Never trust a junkie…”) / “You did a beautiful job…”
(1:06:43): “It’s spelled wrong…it’s not the same band…” / #softclap / “It’s the #tangentionalality that matters dude…” / #ilikethatword / MR. BROWNSTONE #GUNSNROSES (“Put your top hat on…”)/ “Is that a bum they partied with after shows?” / Narcotics vs NOT narcotics / MASTER OF PUPPETS (#METALLICA) / “Pass me the ‘shortest straw’…” / “It still holds up…” / #downpickingASMR / “We did it WITH you…we can always do it again.” / #onemorejoke #holidayjokes #familyjokes / #nosobernovember / “I knew I was old when…” / The next installment of #TheChronicles / “It’s like driving a boat…” / #satirepurposesonly / People who can tolerate weed vs people who can’t / “I thought I was flying a spaceship…” / “Wait til you get home to do this…”/ Shrooms vs LSD / “Some of our friends were dicks…” / #latebloomer / “I dropped in first period…” / #droppers and #blotters / “You think women ever did that…?”/ “There’s a darkness inside you…” // ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** // We are NOT condoning the use of drugs… / ***COME DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCHANDISE*** / #outroreel #backshadowing #ObviousOsbourne #FakeObviousOsbourne