OZZY
BARK AT THE MOON
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Put your ’83 hat on and travel back to the days of yore when OZZY OSBOURNE was still a relatively new solo artist struggling to bounce back after enduring the tragic and untimely demise of guitarist Randy Rhoads following The Ozzman’s first 2 legendary albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman.
Enter Jake E. Lee, Rhoads’ successor, and the debut of his shred skills on Ozzy’s 3rd studio release, BARK AT THE MOON. While perhaps a departure from those first 2 records with Rhoads, BARK AT THE MOON has a more keyboard centric, pop-oriented sound that left some fans confused, yet it was just another example of OZZY rising from the ashes like a phoenix and reinventing himself once again.
OZZY on the InterWebs: https://www.ozzy.com/
Released Nov 18 1983
Studio Ridge Farm Studio
Producers Ozzy Osbourne, Bob Daisley, Max Norman
Ozzy Osbourne – vocals
Jake E. Lee – guitar, backing vocals
Bob Daisley – bass, backing vocals
Tommy Aldridge – drums
Don Airey – keyboards
Side one
1 Bark at the Moon
2 You're No Different
3 Now You See It (Now You Don't)
4 Rock 'n' Roll Rebel
Side two
1 Centre of Eternity
2 So Tired
3 Slow Down
4 Waiting for Darkness
Always remember to never write a song in the “afterglow” that you’ll ultimately grow “So Tired” of. “Slow Down” before being aurally assaulted by some overly emphatic keyboards because it’s time to get “laminated” and take “One Up The B-Side” after you “wash the evil off”.
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BARK AT THE MOON:
A great way to open with the new replacement guitarist for the late, great Randy Rhoads. Almost has some thrashy undertones to it.
Be sure to check out the music video, with Ozzy as a mad scientist, werewolf, abominable cat beast creature. As a child, Ozzy was scary, crazy, and unpredictable: all the things that terrify parents into praying that their children won’t be forever corrupted by The Prince of Darkness.
Somewhere, it is written that “Bark at the Moon” was originally coined from something Ozzy had once jokingly said: “Eat shit and bark at the moon.” Classic Ozzy.
“Howling in shadows,
Living in a lunar spell,
He finds his heaven,
Spewing from the mouth of hell…”
YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT:
Keyboards? Sounds like Ozzy doing a weird power ballad in the style of The Beatles.
Then again, it was the 80’s and Ozzy was probably trying to gain female listeners and expand that segment of his audience just like us.
See? We’re no different.
“Everything that I say and do,
In your eyes is always wrong,
Tell me where do I belong in this sick society…”
NOW YOU SEE IT (NOW YOU DON’T):
Okay, this probably would have made a better track 2. I’m guessing this would be dedicated to Tipper Gore, the leader of the Parents Music Resource Center (P.M.R.C.), the rogue band of overly self-righteous parents who were trying to wipe the musical landscape clean of any “unsavory” performers.
Definitely some progressive elements in the music. The strange chorus with the higher vocals almost has a strange, Sabbath vibe to it.
There’s that weird keyboard part again…think of that weird, screechy violin sound from old 80’s horror movies that were used to indicate when the killer was about to end someone…but done with keyboards.
And listen to the outro. Balls? Flaps? Bodge? (“Oh Ozzy…”).
“Now you see it, now you don’t,
Careful of words that get caught in your throat,
Face the music, take it like a man,
Givin’ it to me anyway that you can…”
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL REBEL:
Definitely has an Ultimate Sin vibe to it. Actually, this might have been a better track 2.
It certainly has the sound of what metal was becoming in the early 80’s, like a more mainstream version of NWOBHM.
That guitar solo is a shredder…
“When it’s all boiled down and the days at an end,
I’ll give you no bullshit and I’ll never pretend…”
CENTRE OF ETERNITY:
The nighttime wind, the creepy church bell, and the chanting are the perfect soundtrack for the Prince of Darkness. And then the keyboards come in with a sinister & majestic “Mr. Crowley” sort of vibe…
Strangely, it seems like the song comes in much faster than one would expect based on the speed of the intro; seems like it should have been slower and creepier.
The change around 2:53 is interesting…
The keyboards at the end are way too out front in the mix. But that Don Airey is still a blessin’.
“There’s no secrets and no corruption,
In the centre of infinity,
There’s no limits in nonexistence,
And no beginning to my destiny…”
SO TIRED:
“May I have this dance?”
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with ballads. But HFS…WTF!? Did The Carpenters come in and write this one? Or was Ozzy just trying to cross over into adult contemporary soft rock radio?
If we check the drug tracker for this song, it most likely says “YES TO ALL”.
Listening to this is like willingly experiencing a hangover with none of the fun from the night before and all of the suffering from the morning after. I’m “So Tired” of So Tired.
“And I often sit and wonder why,
You’re not with me tonight,
I stayed at home, remaining true,
While you do what you wanted to do…”
SLOW DOWN:
Okay, at this point, ANYTHING is an improvement over “So Tired”. Sort of sounds like S.A.T.O.
Some of the keyboard parts are just WAY out of place, and way too up front in the mix. And while Don Airey’s keyboarding is legendary and well done (particularly with Sabbath in the 70’s), here it just sounds as awkward and out of place as a hair metal dude at a Slayer show.
The breakdown before the solo is pretty cool. Some of those guitar shapes seem to be a nod back to the faster part of the end of “Black Sabbath” (the song by the band from the album).
“I tried to tell you time and time again,
You know you’ll have to pay the consequence,
Now you’re obsessed with such a pace,
But slow and steady wins the race…”
WAITING FOR DARKNESS:
“Jake E. Lee…a cop on a mission…” (Turn me loose…)
This one is really good. Has a very progressive, darker sound that would gradually emerge over the next few Ozzy albums. Especially that main riff at the beginning. Also sounds like this one would have fit well on “The Ultimate Sin”.
There’s the weird, creepy violin/keyboard sounds again. It’s almost like they used Don Airey as a shield to avoid exposing too much of Jake E. Lee’s talent to the fans. It’s like Jake is sort of buried in the mix and not really allowed to fully shine and truly showcase his talents as Ozzy’s new guitarist.
“Promise me rebirth,
And then you tear me from the womb,
Give me my freedom,
And then you lock me in a tomb…”
Show Notes:
(00:01): #orgasmnoise (“One out of a thousand? #thepowerofvag “) / #uncorking / #playtheodds #theruleofodds #deduction / Pick up lines for the 21st century: Flying planes into buildings, hope you don’t make it home tonight. The power of vag. The rule of odds. “She’s teenager, dude…’there’s nothing okay about that.’” / “that’s pretty dark…”/ #bornnaked / #clinky ***THIS IS METAL NERDERY!!!” *** #warning: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #markthetime “You cannot do that when I’m taking a shot.” / #salsaspaghetti #RussellsRecipeASMR (“Fix it in post, it’s fine.”) / #TennesseeHoney (and #DynastyHoney) / “It’s nothing but sugar so far…”/ #WilfordBrimley (“You put that much sugar in it, it’s gonna be good…”)/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EVERYONE!!!*** / #postchristmasedition #prenewyearsedition / “Hey!” / #postscrotalwrapup #SantasSack / “I’m still weird about the fact that they’ve got a hair pill…” / ***TO SKIP THE FOREPLAY NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES! BUT YOU’LL BE MISSING ALL THE FUN, SO DON’T BE A STEAK-UMM…STICK AROUND…” / #justleaveitindude / “You will not regret it…”/ “At least do yourself the favor of…#testdriving one of those…/ #unplugged #OlanMillsASMR (“It’s got a good #buttonrub too…”) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #wedidthewelcome
(06:22): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SoProBrewing #Mississippi (“It’s a weird name…”) / #CrowdControl #fighterpilot #NeverSayDie #BlackSabbath #HimilayanHiker #foundationbeer (“The good news…”) / #theverdict (“It’s an IPA for sure…”) / #carpetvibe (“that last one tasted like #bourbon…”) / “I keep looking for these #ACDCBeers …”/ “One thing I hate about getting older…” / #christmascake #healthinformation #waferthin (“You’re thinking about my cake…”) / “Don’t they have a ½ cake you can order?” / #alottacake / #blessingsofbakers / #lemonpoundcake (“I’m tryin’…”) / #fivepounds (“Can you imagine…?”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #floaters #intheeye (“Like three inches or something…”) / #kaleidoscope / “It was the weirdest fucking thing…”/ #nevergoogle / #OR / “Could be a #flashback…”/ NOTE: That’s exactly what dudes do. / “They got snubbed…”/ “I feel like #CharlieBrown right now…”/ Excited for #michiganmetal / #shitstirrerASMR / “So #Georgia is only a 2 time…back-to-back #sportsdogchampionwords / #footballASMR / (Wait, football or #boatrace? Not smart enough to understand #RussellsSportsWrapUp ) / “It’s not LONG in the paint…”
(15:10): ***CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AND EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 !!!*** / #voicemailsegment #mauiwowie (“We can tell…”) / #ILY / #AustrianDeathMachine (NOTE: It is MOST excellent!!! #gettothechopper ) / #thankyouforthat / ***Check out our #humormetalepisode …sorry…”/ #buttaids / “Nothing but farts…” #playlist / #onlyfanspage #onlyfanscookingpage #marinated #roastbeef #itsnotjustbuttholes / “I’m even more shocked that we came up in the search…” / #twelfth / #firstpageresults / “We’re not all the way there but we’re close…” / ***Check out the #VanHalenEpisode *** / 2023 in review…/ #healthier / #zerogreenery #nonada (“Maybe twice…”) / “My dreams have come back…stronger than ever…#hypervivid …”/ #dreams / #intensedreams #fourthquarter / “I double dog dare you…”/ #steakummmlabes / “Could have been worse…” / #legally / #makingchanges #positivechanges / “Do you think you eat more?” / #appetitesuppressant / “I cannot stand being around them anymore…” / #notracist / “Can’t do it…”/ “What does that mean?” / “Does it still blow your mind as a parent?” / “Just wait…” / A non-parent reflecting on the experiences of parents / “Hopefully 2024 will be better for #BigDaddysBBQPit (***See also #onionbaconbombs ***) and #MetalNerderyPodcast and #TheTriangle #Unredacted “/ #foodporn (“It’s just gravy…#lumpsin) / #armpitsandbuttholes (“There’s no deodorant there’s no soap…” / “Up until about the 1950s…” / #WarCurse #shoutout
(26:49): “Christmas holiday grab sack…” / METAL NERDERY: WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #totallysigned #MickMars RIGHT SIDE OF WRONG /
“That melody sounds very familiar…(very hooky, very nice)”/ #juicytone (“Sorry…it’s always food.”) / #foodpornmonthly / #songsaboutvag / “Is there any love songs in there?” / “I love #Skindred…” / #reggaemetal / “Upstrokes…(versus)…downstrokes.” / #totallyseriously / #disappointedvag #verticalvag / EYE OF THE TIGER (?) / “Little purple bastard…”/ “I could hear this in a strip club…”/ #ElectricAvenueASMR / #ErectricAvenue / “Any new #KerryKing as of yet?” / #StoneKnot #SlipSour BEYOND / “Wasn’t there something else that came out…?” / #thegibsontune / “Just produced…” / “#Slower is supposed to be coming out with an album soon…”/
(34:38): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BARK AT THE MOON !!!/ #blankcassettetapes and recording off the radio… / #BarkAtTheMoon #musicvideo
/ “Happy #belatedbirthday to #OzzyOsbourne …” / #biggestmistakeevermade / “Why not just be yourself?” / “I’m just not…”/ #justbeyou / “The problem is they’re reading the comments…” / #fuckbag / Released 11/18/1983 / “Forty years!? HFS!!!” / #jakeelee / “Maybe my favorite #OzzyGuitarist “/ “How would YOU like to be…coming up on the heels of #RandyRhoads?” / “Even with #ZakkWylde …”/ #tremendous / #oldefaece / ***CHECK OUT OUR OLD METAL NERDERY EPISODES, PARTICULARLY WITH THE HASHTAG #OLDEFAECE *** / “He was 73 when he was 25…”/ #killeropener (“Wanna watch the video?”) / BARK AT THE MOON (“that’s almost thrash…”) / “Creepy with the horses…”/ #squealies (“This is so 1980-something…”) / #usethoseheadphones / “Ozzy was 35 here…”/ “There was two songs on here that got #radioplay …”/ YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT #keyboards #progozzy #prozzy / “Very 80’s…that definitely sounds 1983…”/ #hidethesausage NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU DON’T (“My way still works though…”) / “That riff sounds familiar…”/ “Balls?”
(46:35): “This one got some #radioplay …” / ROCK AND ROLL REBEL #albumcover (“I don’t know if I heard it on the radio…”) / #ultimatesinASMR / Second favorite on the album… / CENTRE OF ETERNITY #churchbells #creepyASMR / “The atmosphere…”/ #unpopularopinion / “The big difference between Ozzy & Sabbath…”/ “A little more formulaic maybe…”/ SO TIRED (“May I have this dance…”) / “This is like #BillyJoel …”/ #uglybumpin (“C’mon Ozzy…”) / #alrightdarling / #postsexOzzy / “That’s how it works, bro…it’s about imagery.” / SLOW DOWN (“Kinda got that S.A.T.O. vibe to it…”) / “What the…?”/ “Whoa! WTF was THAT?” / “I think they were listening to #KISS a lot…”/ “I can’t get it out…”/ #productionnotes / #darktimes
(57:28): “Definitely that last one…” / #duranduran / WAITING FOR DARKNESS #killercloser (“Turn me loose…”) / #detectivemovie / #nicepairing #riffsandkeyboards / “That’s a good riff…”/ #trackingchanges / #bonustracks / SPIDERS (“Sounds like a porn, cop movie…”) / “That’s a fair swap, man…”/ ONE UP THE “B” SIDE (“Is that about anal?”) / “What does that even mean?” / “Those are the only 2 moments you could cut out and it’d be fine…”/ #highpoints / #magicpenis / “I like all the shame…”/ “Wash the evil off…”/ #laminated / #allergiesASMR / Of the first three albums, “Diary…” has it…it’s perfect / ***Check out our Ozzy Vol. I (The 80’s) episode***/ “Diary’s darker and has its own vibe…”/ #Hellraiser / “I don’t wanna extend my trip…”/ #TSAASMR / #buhtthole / “It’s not a buh…”/ #bureaucrats / “Don’t you say what I think you’re going to say…” / #dresses and #weirdbeards / “They’re all white…”/ “Did you know that ‘technically’…” / “She must have been a real piece of work…”/ #peaceandquiet (“Let’s make it a go…”) / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #happy2024 #thetriangleunredacted ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE FOR YOUR POST CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY SHOPPING FIX AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel / #obviousobsourne #fakeobviousosbourne #oldschoolstyle #metalnerderypodcast #uhhhkay