CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH
VOL. III
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It’s time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory.
Remember that sometimes “it’s a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it’s always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome.
A Taste of the Songs mentioned on this Episode. Check out these Bands and buy their Shit-tah!
Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III.
Show Notes:
(00:01): “You’ve gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It’s ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There’s that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother’s got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can’t practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I’m doing all that…”/ “I’m not gonna mention names…”/ “’Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can’t be too proud…”
(05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It’s tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It’s a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It’s attention grabbing…”/ “And they’re NEVER hot…”/ “It’s like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational
(11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He’s getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October’s just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He’s dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can’t do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That’s how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You’ve gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don’t follow through with it…”/ “I’ve been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That’s proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don’t think #comedy is for me…”/ “You’re a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you’d been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it’s a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I’ve gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They’re all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You’ll eat when I’m tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits
(29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I’m playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 million years ago…pre-plague and pre-Russell…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the solo…”/ #OldeFaece / “He looks younger now than he did then…”/ “I see…”/ #BlackSabbathASMR / “Same shape, different notes…”/ “Mine goes to here…”/ #BiggerLongerGirthier / “Wasn’t that a song?” / #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES #killeropener / “Just you wait…”/ #getsome / “What album is this on?” / #OmegaWave / “Okay, that’s cute…” / “A little change of pace…”/ #DOWN TEMPTATION’S WINGS #killeropener / “But it does sound like #COC …”/ “That will never hurt my feelings…”/ “A milkshake of brutality…”
(42:18): “If we’re being fair and equitable…” / “I think that comes from the factory shrink wrapped with the loudness already in it…” / #Pantera GODDAMN ELECTRIC / “It makes me shudder…”/ ***Go Check out our earlier #CBLE episodes!!!*** / #TheChurchOfSound #TheWallOfSound / “THAT dude #cantbeloudenough …”/ “If we had a mascot, THAT dude would be the mascot…”/ “Was that a fart or a chair squeak?” / “I think that was all air…”/ “It’s a little gamey and a little tangy…” / #BlackSabbath SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE / “That album specifically…is fall and the windows are open…”/ “However…this one can’t be loud enough for ME…” / “Can you say #unitard even though that’s a thing…?” / #reunitardedtard / #Sepultura ISOLATION / “The build is tremendous…it’s the best build…”/ “Just let it go…”/ “To completion, every time…”
(52:54): “I’m having a hard time between…”/ #Slipknot DUALITY (“That piano is creepy af…and metal…”) / “It’s the #StAnger snare…”/ “That might be my favorite Slipknot album…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEditionASMR / “I will say the video for this…the production quality is not great…” / #PigDestroyer PISS ANGEL #GrindcoreASMR / “Come ON!”/ “It’s always to completion…”/ “It’s like #Uno and pass to you?” / “Did y’all ever used to do this in school?” / #paperwhistleASMR / “My lips are all flappy and saggy now…” / “You’re like #Arbys now…”/ #AcidMammoth THEM #allthecokelines (“That sounds like fall…”)
(1:01:46): “I’m having a hard time with the next one…” / #iwannago / “You can go…” / “You got to hear #balls on the radio…and it was a little creepy…”/ “I feel weird now…”/ “Is this one acceptable?” / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL (“We gotta hear the part where they’re squeezing the balls…”) / #man / “Can you skip to the #ballbreaking part?” / “This is the heyday of the beginning…they were from Germany but yeah…”/ “What is that noise?” / #BrianScott or #BonJohnson / “That’s a porn star’s name, dude…OR he was in #MiamiVice…” / “Can I be a little bit petty…just for fun?” / “It factors into #proudness #cantbeproudenough …” / #Slayer GUILTY OF BEING WHITE / “It’s so #fuckyou and it’s so #Slayer and it’s so #loud…”/ “This one’s gonna be different…”/ “When have you ever heard anything angry that didn’t sound good loud?” / #BeastieBoys LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN / “That sounds like 70’s detective cop shows…”/ “Oh that was… #Mountain…” / “I heard a really interesting story…” / #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalalityASMR / “A clashless Clash?”
(1:16:18): “How about a little #COTLOD?” / “You’ll be offended because you’re gonna miss it…you can pee in the can, dude…” / “I’m gonna lick it up…” / #yeahyeah / #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. / “You made it…just in time for the guitar solo…”/ “You peed ultra quick…I don’t even pee regular anymore…” / #spurts #kegelpee / “Alright…Frayed Ends…” / #HappyAnniversary to #Metallica and #AndJusticeForAll / “What would be the one song of Metallica that can’t be loud enough?” / “There’s a difference…”/ #overruled THE FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY / “It’s so thick!”/ “Can we get to my favorite part?” / “That part for you is the same as this part for me…” / #BlackSabbath FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS / “Top 5 for sure, #alltime…”/ #alrightnow / “Let’s give #SacredReich a little bit of love…” / THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD / “Rots and rots of #roudness…”/ “Kinda makes the nipples hard a little bit…”/ “On that album…if I only had to pick one…” / #harpsichord /#Slayer SPILL THE BLOOD / “you can hear the bass when you do this…”/ #chuggachuggajun / “If #fuckyou had a tone…”/ “I got one for you…”/ #KoRn BALL TONGUE / “I’ve got one…it’s kind of a #deepcut …”/ “Y’all should try my new mescaline flavored ribs…” / #TheRibLounge / “They really kinda bring out the flavor of #saltandvinegar #barbecuechips …” / “He don’t eat #barbecue man…”/ #thosechips / #SoulsAtZero HARDLINE / “I’ve never heard this…is this #WrathchildAmerica?” / “One day we need to do a dive on that one…”/ “So do we wanna cut the show here?” / #ElectricAfterDarkBrue / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, AND HEAD ON OVER TO #THEPATREON IF YOU WANNA #FINISHTOCOMPLETION…*** / ***Come on down to metalnerdery.com/merch for ALL of your #MetalNerderyMerch needs*** #outroreel